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PostSubject: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 2:38 am

New Land Rover Discovery…

You lose your spare key…

Come to your local dealer…

Sorry Sir, due to an issue on the production line (probably some looser Brummie on strike instead of doing his job), Land Rover don’t have ANY key records for ANY Discovery 4 (been out 6 months). So you’ll need a lockset and two new keys.

That’ll be £464+ VAT plus £280 labour to fit and code Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 3:04 am

pwned.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 3:08 am

fudge me !
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 4:47 am

lmao doesn't suprise me tbh bloody brummies Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 5:17 am

thought disco owners used firearms for security anyway, not locks Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 6:10 am

That was hilarious... clown

You sure do know how to tell em...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 6:12 am

in other news

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 8:14 am

Your parts are cheap lol

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Rear clip of an mr2 turbo would have being ideal its taken off in one piece. Remove the body work and your left with an engine/gearbox in the subframe with driveshafts & hubs etc all held together
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 8:39 am

I was expecting the price to be way higher!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 9:13 am

Guy came into our service dept today (Jeep, chrysler) needing 2 new headlights fitted to his chrysler crossfire for it to pass its mot. Think his wife scratched the lenses removing them stickers so you can drive abroad. I can’t remember the exact price that was said but it was just over £900 fitted. What a joke!!!

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Rear clip of an mr2 turbo would have being ideal its taken off in one piece. Remove the body work and your left with an engine/gearbox in the subframe with driveshafts & hubs etc all held together
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 4:07 pm

Fuckin hell im guna buy a G wizz Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Fri May 28, 2010 8:59 pm

Use a coat hanger on the disco! Works on p38's when the battery is dead. And to start it use a screwdriver or hotwire it. Simples

And £900 for healights fitted?????
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Sat May 29, 2010 1:49 am

yeh lol and the fitting cost is £80 per light. That could well be £80 plus vat as well.

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Rear clip of an mr2 turbo would have being ideal its taken off in one piece. Remove the body work and your left with an engine/gearbox in the subframe with driveshafts & hubs etc all held together
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Sat May 29, 2010 4:12 am

I sure hope they were gold plated lights then!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Mon May 31, 2010 5:47 am

Speaking of jokes... http://www.sickipedia.org/ which is deffo NSFW.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Mon May 31, 2010 7:08 am

[quote="MGM"]in other news

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i'm going to kep quoting it till someone recognises how awesome it is
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Mon May 31, 2010 7:21 am

Yes thank you alex.

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day!!!   Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:17 am

well done babe....the irony is lost on these mere mortals roflmao Razz
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